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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

Một anh chàng đang tắm nắng ngoài bải biển.
Vì sự tao nhã lịch sự, và giử cho nó không bị cháy nắng, anh ta đậy chổ kính đó bằng cái nón.
Một người phụ nử đi ngang qua, cười miểm và nói, "Nếu anh là đàn ông thì nên ngã nón chào theo cách lịch sự".
Anh ta nheo mắt và trả lời, "Nếu cô không quá xấu thì nó sẻ tự ngã mủ chào"


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