[hieuvn]

Easter Wabbit? Or not? A precious little
girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the
sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter,do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on
his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do
you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and
fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute
widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn,
blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet
voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."