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Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good, but never
actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.

You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces
Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.


1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person
who made you sad like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!

2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting
something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be until you quit
whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off--
After I laugh my butt off!!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; --because you are my FRIEND!
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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth !!!