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| Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together  Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character; Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.  |
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 H ui H làm Út méc cười wé  Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Nhưng muh bi giờ H post lên gòi, chéc mí chàng hỏng hỏi mí câu nớ nữa đâu á hic hic hic ... hỏi câu khác ... mần seo Út bít muh trả lời hic hic Ta không trách kẻ bạc tình Mà ta chỉ trách sao mình quá yêu!? ^_^ TP ^_^  |
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 Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character; Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. |
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Cũng hong sao, có mí anh nhà forvn mình làm thám tử tư muh hén hihih nếu có câu hỏi mới thì .... mí anh hãy chia sẻ kinh nghiệm của mình khi bị mí ẻm từ chối hén  Ta không trách kẻ bạc tình Mà ta chỉ trách sao mình quá yêu!? ^_^ TP ^_^ |
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Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character; Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. |
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| H có thấy con ma nào đâu hahaha ....đã nói là họ sợ thiệt mà Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character; Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. |
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